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2003-10-21 - 2:35 p.m.

Cold Hate.

I got me another from this encephaletic neophyte today. Not gonna bore you with the translation, so to paraphrase, the writer is amused I mentioned him and that I fell into his dastardly plan to be mentioned in The Setting Son.

Jaysus. Aim higher, fucker.

"Poor ericjohnmata, he thinks someone out there thinks he's retarded, poor bastard. Well at least you like him enough to mention his name. Haha..."

It's just his email, arsemunch. And I don't care who fucking sent it, WHO is not important other than to say...FUCK I HATE STUPID PEOPLE. People like this don't make me angry so much as they make me hate. And My brand of hate is cold.

This is not consuming and I'll make no more mention to this human nor to any correspondence of the same ilk. Keep sending the shit...I'll keep kicking the arses, but you'll get no public satisfaction here, you sad lunchbox of inflamed foreskins.

Next topic: 5 Reasons Why I Hate You.


Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.


old shit. - newer shit.

2003-10-20 - 2:35 p.m.

My Biggest Fan.

[email protected] took the time to type me a note. I�ve never posted an email, here, but sometimes ya GOTS to make exceptions.

Letter One:

�HEY COCK SUCKER, NO NOT YOUR MOTHER, YOU FUCK HEAD! NO ONE CARES! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR SILLY, MISERABLE VIEWS ON THIS OR THAT! NO ONE CARES THAT THE ONLY PUSSY YOU GET IS FROM A FAT, USED UP, CUM RECEPITCLE BITCH YOU CALL 'YOUR WOMAN'! NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL IN THE WORL ABOUT YOU! SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR, ME, YOUR CUM GUZZLIN' WOMAN, AND THAT POOR BITCH WHO DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO YOU, RATHER SHE HAD SOMETHING REMOVED, AND DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! YOU WORTHLESS, WASTE OF SPACE, BASTARD OF SATAN, IMP OF HELL, COCKROACH, MAGGOT FUNNY FAGGOT, PIECE OF MUCUS FILLED MEMBRANE SHIT ROT!�

Jesus. I�ve been Capsed. �Maggot funny faggot� was a nice addition. His note wouldn�t have made sense without it. So I start typing my reply and in the interim get THIS note:

�YOU PROBABLY HATE KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE SHOOTING BLANKS, LIMP DICK FAGGOT!!�

�L�esprit d�escallier� for the Stupid. It took the writer several minutes before that thought sunk in�you can see the level of player we�re dealing with here. I send my reply.

[email protected] takes a couple of hours to come up with a witty response to my reply and writes back:

�HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GO TAKE A BATH YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, EUROPEAN PANTY WASTE!!!�

Has to be a Typical Fucking American. What EU Nation does Vancouver border?

I get these things from time to time and reply to every last mindless fucking one. These scrotal buboes are the fucking majority out there, people, get used to it. You think you�re reaching like minded intellects? Fuck that. You�re lucky to get to a couple.

...but what I find amazing is that the human took irreplaceable time from their obviously busy schedule of huffing fly farts to write THREE FUCKING TIMES - but at least the human wrote something albeit garbled with the dialect of the retarded as it was.


Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.


old shit. - newer shit.

2003-10-20 - 10:02 a.m.

You Fucking Breeders

I wanna ask you parents one fucking question:

When you give birth and stop the breast feeding�does the kid begin to feed off your fucking nose thereby sucking YOUR GODDAMNED BRAINS FROM IT�S CAGE? Seriously! I mean, it�s bad enough you think us non breeders actually CARE about the day to day�s of that skittish lump of scream � cause y�know what? Nobody cares. Not even the other parents. They�re just waiting for you to finish sos they can talk about their own kids.

Went out fer some Greek food on Saturday. The Lovely Keeper and myself were just doing the citizen-thing, eating, drinking, talking, etc. when this FUCK starts HOWLING. This kid was fucking YELLING and I look back, and the mother is egging the kid ON.

Tapas had officially been ruined.

T.L.K. knew what was in store if this kid kept howling, and she was fairly on edge because of it. After 10 minutes of this, I stood up to go back, but she stopped me, �I�ll go�sit down.�

So she went. And talked to the mother. Women have a habit of doing that. And the kid stopped.

Jaysus - that�s tact. S�too bad my anger is either on or off and isn�t on a variable rheostat or I�d try this so called, �Asking� thing. Regardless�

�it should be every adult�s god given right to smack the children of parents who do not curtail their children�s antisocialism. Parents just don�t get it. That we don�t want to hear kids. They annoy us non breeders. Keep them indoors till their 18, I don�t care, but if they�re in my hearing range, you better put the fucking clamps on that little bastard or if T.L.K isn�t there, you�re going to feel the Wrath! Simple as that.

Because my woman is a nice person, people seem to listen. So I didn�t go back with a rolled up menu and doink the kid in the back of the neck, turn around, punch the father in the upper lip before he get�s in tune with what�s happening and then point at the mother with my, �If-you�re-HALF-way intelligent-sit-the-fuck-down-and-this-will-soon-be-over-I�m-doing-this-for-your-own-fucking-good� look.

So what did I learn from this experience? A) I hate parents. B) I hate children. C) I�ll never understand the mentality of women, either bred or not.

Kids? Fuck kids, that's what cloning vats are for.


Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.


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