2003-11-26 - 10:41 p.m.

Punch Drunk.

Been watching a lot of boxing lately and I�ve noticed something. There�s a new breed of boxers that the old school announcers aren�t seeing. These guys are obviously training in an Eastern fighting form.

I say obviously, but it kinda isn�t. I was watching this Pilipino guy hammer the snot out of a Lightweight Tyson. Other than the fact the Pilipino motherfucker had endless endurance, he boxed like he was fencing � there are kung fu forms like that. He was also unafraid to move close and fight like a Thai boxer. Kicked his fucking ass.

Square shoulder club and shield stance vs. a staccato spear and flail technique. Both have merits, but ya can�t swing yer club when yer getting nailed with a flurry of solid punches.

Foreman said another guy was showboating. He wasn�t he was using a side stance with a loose leading arm like we trained. He�d block and strike like that. He LOST, but it was effective.

Why am I fucking telling you this? You don�t fucking care.

Piss off.

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2003-11-26 - 8:42 p.m.

Teeth.

I got a thing with teeth. I can�t explain it, for some people it�s irregular chest hair growth. Not me, I find hairy boobies exotic. Me�teeth. Chick�s gotta have nice teeth. She could look like Salma Hyaack-pthu but if she gots the bad teeth, Dogsville.

I can�t help it. I�ve never had a cavity and have great teeth (my dentist used to get pissed at me with the chipped teeth from fighting, �Vit de faighting und these teeth�ugh! Maybe I should make for you a mouth guard?�) but I think that�s just coincidental. I�d probably be the same if I had a mouthful of green pegs. Gods forbid.

There is, however, and exception to that rule. �The Crooked Eyetooth� Rule. You know what I�m talking about. The Jewel tooth. I mean, she�d make a jaw full of gums look good, but you know the crooked tooth I�m talkin� bout.

Quite a few girls have it. They�re usually tiny and cute. Or maybe it�s just that I don�t spend time looking at the uglies. I don�t know. What I DO know is that pixyish cute chicks with the Jewel Tooth get shifted into fucking seckzy.

It�s strange, y�know, my one mortal peeve being in a singular instance a real fucking turn on.

Of course I wonder what a blowjob from a chick with no teeth would feel like. Slippery, probably. Need some teeth in there. Gotta have the teeth.

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2003-11-26 - 1:57 p.m.

Luddite Crimes.

Man arrested in �spam rage� case

Penis enlargement ads drive man to threaten torture

�Booher threatened to send a �package full of Anthrax spores� to the company, to �disable� an employee with a bullet and torture him with a power drill and ice pick; and to hunt down and castrate the employees unless they removed him from their e-mail list.�

Hehehehehehe�THAT, my ugly minions, is HUMOUR! JESUS THAT�S GOOD! I was just ranting about something like this the other day.

In Vancouver here, Telus, our soul local phone provider, is on everyone�s hit-list. People are going without service for WEEKS! I dial a number and I�ll end up with a wrong one, I hit redial and it�ll connect me fine.

Telus needs a man-rapin�. They fire 2,500 employees and say it�ll fucking IMPROVE service? They�re STILL fucking saying that! It is SO fucking obvious Telus is fucking us in the bung, that Global News has made �Why I Hate Tel-Fucking-Us� a regular segment.

When I got to Van I went through them to get DSL for the modem I owned. I went for 2 weeks without DSL service, because their tech line for two weeks is an automated recording that says the network is down. The message is updated daily. 3 weeks after my �connection� date, I get a FUCKING BILL! I was raw. I layed into many people at head office that day and went with Cable.

Over the past couple of months there has been two incidents of gunshots being fired into Telus� head office. Ehehehe. Wasn�t me, but I laughed. The Suits at Telus say it�s not related to service and it�s not a hate crime.

WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU LYING TO YOU CUNT? Everyone knows it�s Robin Fucking Hood and sooner or later someone�s gonna catch a ricochet and it�s gonna be because YOU CAN�T RUN A FUCKING PHONE SERVICE CORRECTLY! CUNTS!

You mark my fucking words. You�re gonna start seeing more and more shit like that. Remember when the road rage in LA was national news? Barely page 4 now, unless there�s a photo or blood stains. Same with these crimes. Now they�re harmless�but just wait.

Some people will only stand for so much.

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