Glenn Reynolds Says"Gon' git me some KY and do me some GOB's!"
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2003-12-07 - 4:44 p.m. Nicholas Was... ...older than sin and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die. The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak the language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working the factories. Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen in time. He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher. Ho. Ho. Ho. That is my favorite Xmas story ever. I wish I could say I wrote it, I love it that much. But if not me, at least it was Neil Gaiman. I'm never jealous of what springs outta his head, I just watch in inspired awe. Spit it OUT, Snapperhead! 0 of you fuckers have been accounted for. Y'can't Keep a Fringe Man Down. - 2005-08-03 So Long, Fucko's. - 2004-02-02 Feedback. - 2004-01-31 Chapter 1 - Clang-Bang - 2004-01-30 The Tattooed Infant - 2004-01-29 
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