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2003-12-12 - 2:44 p.m.

Ugly Stories for Stupid Children.

There was an Old Lady
who lived in a shoe,
she had so many children,
her uterus fell out.

Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider
and sat down beside 'er
so she dashed its brains in with a spoon.

There was an Old Lady
who lived in a shoe,
she had so many children,
she moved into a boot.

"Little Boy Blew,
He needed the money.

"Little Jack Horner,
sat in a corner,
eating his blueberry pie. ,

"He stuck in his thumb,
pulled out a plum and said,

"What the FUCK is a PLUM doin' in my BLUEBERRY PIE!?"

Little Red Riding Hood was traipsing through the woods on her way to her sick Grandmother's side when The Big Bad Wolf storms up.

"LITTLE GIRL! What have we here? Treats for Grandma? Howzabout I make YOU my little snack."

"You wish to eat me."

"That's right, got a beef with that?"

"Eat, eat eat. Doesn't anyone FUCK anymore?"


Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!

3 of you fuckers have been accounted for.


old shit. - newer shit.


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