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2003-12-12 - 2:44 p.m. Ugly Stories for Stupid Children. There was an Old Lady Little Miss Muffet Along came a spider There was an Old Lady "Little Boy Blew, "Little Jack Horner, "He stuck in his thumb, "What the FUCK is a PLUM doin' in my BLUEBERRY PIE!?" Little Red Riding Hood was traipsing through the woods on her way to her sick Grandmother's side when The Big Bad Wolf storms up. "LITTLE GIRL! What have we here? Treats for Grandma? Howzabout I make YOU my little snack." "You wish to eat me." "That's right, got a beef with that?" "Eat, eat eat. Doesn't anyone FUCK anymore?" 3 of you fuckers have been accounted for.
Glenn Reynolds Says
"Gon' git me some KY and do me some GOB's!"
who lived in a shoe,
she had so many children,
her uterus fell out.
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
and sat down beside 'er
so she dashed its brains in with a spoon.
who lived in a shoe,
she had so many children,
she moved into a boot.
He needed the money.
sat in a corner,
eating his blueberry pie. ,
pulled out a plum and said,
Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!
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