�
2003-12-16 - 11:17 p.m. Fuck Moderation in the Bum. I was talkin� to a friend tonight and he was saying how he�s been on one long bender for the last 4 days. �Everything in moderation, right?� He laughs. The word stuck in my throat like a pube. �Moderation? FUCK moderation! Moderation�s for fucking conservatives and cowards. If you�re gonna do it, do it ALL and say you did. God hates a coward and all that shit.� We both laughed at my new epiphany and were simultaneously silenced by it�s gravity. �That�s my new fucking creed, �Fuck moderation�� I say, without it needing to be said. It�s one quality we have in common. But seriously, lets think what fucking moderation in the starfish has accomplished. Moderate sailors chart lakes � Explorers say �Fuck what the map says,� and discover Newfoundland. Moderate thinkers teach principles � Great minds say �Fuck what your teachers say,� and show us the promise of Super String Theory. Moderate people don�t drink festering liquids � Ancient Egyptian Moderation Rapists thought that the festering liquid tasted unbelievably refreshing - like something he might someday call �beer�. Of course to hear the tune ya has to pay the piper, but it�s worth it. I remember how boring my �average and nicely domestic� life was. If, to bed with you tonight, you take nothing else that doesn�t vibrate or need to be wiped up with Kleenex, take this: Moderation will get you fucking NOWHERE very fucking FAST. Fuck moderation. 5 of you fuckers have been accounted for.
Glenn Reynolds Says
"Gon' git me some KY and do me some GOB's!"
Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!
Y'can't Keep a Fringe Man Down. - 2005-08-03
So Long, Fucko's. - 2004-02-02
Feedback. - 2004-01-31
Chapter 1 - Clang-Bang - 2004-01-30
The Tattooed Infant - 2004-01-29
Proud Member of the Alliance
The Alliance
From The Truth Laid Bear's New Webblog Showcase:
The Setting Son>