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2004-01-14 - 8:40 p.m. Lick Me. I�ve been in an evil fucking mood lately. Everybody�s pissing me the fuck off. I think it�s because of the UTTER LACK OF FUCKING SUN! Jesus Fictional Christ � this is re-goddamn-diculous. Today the office had a draw for one of 7 womens Roots t-shirts. I entered anyhow. My keeper could use it for painting or plastering or cowmilking or whatever the fuck it is she does for a living. And I was the only man to win. Which everyone found funny for some fucking reason. Even one of the creative lacky�s downstairs sent his congratu-fucking-lations on behalf of the entire Northwest division. Fuck me, s�not like I showed them my fuckin� tits or somethin�. So I went into my office and removed my polyesters and dawned the mighty fucking small T and wore it for the remainder of the afternoon, taking two meetings in it. I looked like the Poolboy (ferget his name�played by Hank Azaria) from The Birdcage. It was a fucking belly-top on me, but I caught the Younglings and a couple of the Cre-Gay-tives looking at my midrift and it made me feel pretty and sexy and entirely glad I�d worn women�s underwear this morning. 3 of you fuckers have been accounted for.
Glenn Reynolds Says
"Gon' git me some KY and do me some GOB's!"
Spit it OUT, Snapperhead!
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