2004-01-23 - 12:40 p.m.

I'm Losing it.

Hey, did I tell you I almost got into another fight trying to cross the road on a X walk Wednesday? Same Xing I always get into trouble on.

Some 50 year old motherfucker turns on a red through my right away and came so close I kneed his back passenger fender. Then the fucker stops, rolls down his window and gives ME the finger, yelling, "WATCH WHERE YER FUCKING GOIN YOU FUCK!"

"IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO KNEE YOUR FUCKING TRUCK, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE ASSBURGLAR!" I diplomatically reply.

So he starts to get out - remember that this is happening during rush hour, downtown, and in the middle of an intersection - yelling, and I start walking back towards him, explaining patiently the folly of his actions, "Get back in that fucking truck or you'll be leaving this fucking intersection in an ambulance, Tubby."

Cars are honking, I'm walking towards him with the Crazy Eyes and he gets back in and drives off, finger out the window.

One of these days I'm gonna kill someone...and I'm gonna look like the "Bad Guy".

Next stop: Part III of The Girl Who Spoke Only in Titles.

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.

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