What the Fuck You Want?

Klugarsh - 2003-12-20 04:19:47
So I'm driving through San Francisco with my ex in her pick-up. Traffic is tight, and some asshole in a little red Honda cuts though like there's no one else there. Now I should insert here that I've had to whiz for over an hour of snarling SF traffic. She loudly informs the driver of the little red Honda that he is, indeed, an asshole, and that's that. Right up until he pulls up next to my window and demands I repeat the offence. Now, if I hadn't been in a state of, well, fucking pain, from my pressurized bladder, I might have been cooler about this, but I was. Now if he hadn't been an enormous, pissed-off Samoan, and if I hadn't been in pain, I might have been cooler about this. But these were the facts, and I wasn't cool about it. I pointed to Briana, and said, "Whatever man, talk to her about it." She did a fine job of talking her way out of getting my ass beaten. I was glad for it, and eventually we got out of SF and I got to piss. And here we are, more than six years later, with me telling you about it while you're just trying to bump uglies and watch Spider-Man. What a selfish prick I am-D
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sarah rae - 2003-12-20 04:54:39
dude! i'm so happy you updated. i was going through shade withdrawal like nothin else. now you, like his-holiness, need to update more in the middle of the night to entertain me. k? good, i'm glad you understand.
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Aly - 2003-12-20 12:31:33
"Of course maybe it�d take longer for you 'normal family' fuckers." AGREED! Damned normalcy...
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rok - 2003-12-21 03:03:32
Fuck ing fuck fuck. Bumping uglies and watching toons and getting high is just about the perfect night and I hate you a lot that you are doing all three. You are probably some sort of sick fuck and are doing them ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So fuck you, fucking fucker. This random cursing was brought to you by 9 hours in a car on 3 hours of sleep and the letter F, of course.
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If you can string a couple words together...TYPE:

Who the FUCK are you?
your FUCKING email:
your FUCKING url:

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