What the Fuck You Want?

Victoria - 2003-12-22 14:00:48
I agree, Christmas sucks ass.
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rok - 2003-12-22 14:07:50
Why can't we just say people suck ass and leave it at that? Christmas is merely the mirror of our souls: what we would LIKE the world to be all about, and then what really happens in rarely what we want. I blame TV, really. "It's a Wonderful Life" is rather hard to live up to, as are all the commercials where you see tons of kids with tons of prezzies and the tree and it's all BOLLOCKS. I liked christmas much better when my family was poor. The paper angel on the top of the tree and a few presents meant more than this jerk-off session of gift-buying crap. ... I think I have issues.
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S.S. - 2003-12-22 14:19:30
We put a self-imposed $50.00 limit on a stocking. That's not as easy as it sounds, nowadays. Means you have to get creative, or it's an awful small stocking. The "thoughtful" part of it is the only saving grace to Xmas morning. You can still tone Xmas down, even if you're not poor anymore. But I know what you're saying. I was poor as a kid too.
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JL - 2003-12-22 18:41:55
You should read Cintra Wilson's old salon article on Xmas (I'll put a link up in my next entry), you guys agree completely. As for me, I care too little about the day to hate it. My family is basically as cynical/mellow as I am, none of my friends are Jebus-fans, and I have no ankle-biters to coddle, so Xmas goes relatively unnoticed in Lovejoy-land. The little I'm forced to deal w/ (thanks to TV and such) is, of course, really fucking stupid. Trees smell good, though.
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JL again - 2003-12-22 18:49:20
P.S. Eeeew! Why would anyone want to watch a kittycat playing with his tiny penis? What, we've run out of ways to objectify women and have to switch to pet porn? Come on, SS, let's see some of *your* homemade video action! Meeeyow!
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S.S. - 2003-12-23 12:46:49
That video is the fucking BEST! It even has cheezy Asian porn score. And the cat is all, "Yeah, that's the shit right there, yeah, flick it baby, lick my chest - you like a hairy pussy? I know I sure do."
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