What the Fuck You Want?

kristin - 2003-12-23 13:58:13
AHA! AHAHAHHAHAHA! Soulless truffles. Work crazy: I am going to learn how to walk on my hands and speak backwards. Then, everyone will leave me alone. Either that, or I will bring the late shift gas station attendant, who verbally attacked me on Saturday for paying with a $20 bill that might have been fake, to the holiday party tomorrow. And tell him that they're all trying to cheat him and like to steal gum and candy. And tell everyone else that he is my "special friend" *wink and a nod and a tongue clack* My fingers are pretty fast typing-wise, but you're right, they are no match for my brain. For your business card- The Setting Son, OmniEverything and Freelance legend.
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son-shade - 2003-12-23 14:05:36
I can wait patiently to be legendary. Legends are dead. I have a good 8 or 9 fucking years left.
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Victoria - 2003-12-23 15:43:40
I want a bloody chocolate tophat! I use tophats as my signature pic in a lot of places...
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rok - 2003-12-23 16:35:33
Two words for you: Jager-nog. Sweet necter of livin' life, that shit was the BEST at lunch today. Gotta love the perks man, gotta love 'em. And you are an evil bastardo for being mean to the pink flesh in the office. Keep up the good work.
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If you can string a couple words together...TYPE:

Who the FUCK are you?
your FUCKING email:
your FUCKING url:

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