%%commentscount%% of you fuckers have been accounted for.

old shit. - newer shit.

Y'can't Keep a Fringe Man Down.
2004-02-02 - So Long, Fucko's.
2004-01-31 - Feedback.
2004-01-30 - Chapter 1 - Clang-Bang
2004-01-29 - The Tattooed Infant
2004-01-23 - The Devil
2004-01-23 - I'm Losing it.
2004-01-21 - Nothing but Story.
2004-01-20 - The Hunt
2004-01-20 - The Girl Who Spoke Only in Titles
2004-01-16 - Not an Apology.
2004-01-14 - Lick Me.
2004-01-14 - Off Line. For good.
2004-01-14 - Fucks On, Fucks Off.
2004-01-12 - Quit Sniffing MY SHIT!
2004-01-10 - I Bet Jesus Chewed His Toenails.
2004-01-09 - A Story About Nothing.
2004-01-05 - I Hear You. I Choose Not to Listen.
2004-01-03 - Urban Infrastructure Hacking
2004-01-02 - 2004
2003-12-30 - The Real Gnus.
2003-12-30 - There and Fucked - AGAIN!
2003-12-28 - Meh.
2003-12-23 - Soulless Chocolate Husks.
2003-12-22 - Fuck Xmas.
2003-12-21 - Minutiae .
2003-12-20 - Fuck THIS Fuckin' Fuckos!
2003-12-16 - Fuck Moderation in the Bum.
2003-12-16 - My Hit-List is Legion.
2003-12-15 - Jebus vs. Sodom
2003-12-12 - Ugly Stories for Stupid Children.
2003-12-12 - A Prescript.
2003-12-11 - "The Secrets of Chessboxing" - Prologue
2003-12-11 - I Gots a HUNKA Kipple Down Here....
2003-12-11 - I Don't Care. I Like Drugs.
2003-12-10 - If You Only Had a Clue...
2003-12-10 - Smack That Bitch Up.
2003-12-09 - No Imagination Required.
2003-12-09 -
2003-12-08 - Synchronicity in Seconds.
2003-12-08 - Free Story.
2003-12-07 - Animal Lovers Need Not Continue.
2003-12-07 - Nicholas Was...
2003-12-07 - More Fucking Xmas.
2003-12-05 - La Femme Idjot.
2003-12-05 - MDK.
2003-12-04 - Twitch This.
2003-12-04 - I'm a THE Motherfucking Mesiah! BOW!
2003-12-04 - I'm a Self-Admitted Clix Hoor.
2003-12-04 - Tune THIS.
2003-12-03 - Someday, I'll Be a Creep Too.
2003-12-03 - One Sappy Cunt.
2003-12-03 - Time Travel With Your Host: Tony Kung.
2003-12-03 - -
2003-12-03 - Cry Me a Fucking River.
2003-12-02 - Title Hell.
2003-12-02 - Xmas Sucks. Tom Says So.
2003-12-02 - Quote This.
2003-12-02 - Bastard Worker Spawn.
2003-12-01 - I LUHHHHVVS M'uh ENTRAILS!
2003-12-01 - I Don't.
2003-12-01 - iRock. iReally Do.
2003-11-30 - The Laundry Catalyst.
2003-11-30 - I'm a Big Fan of Global Warming.
2003-11-30 - I'm Sorta Like Ted Bundy But Different.
2003-11-30 - I Love Randomness.
2003-11-30 - Seriously.
2003-11-29 - Technical Fuck.
2003-11-29 - What the FUCK Am I DOING HERE?
2003-11-29 - I Wants My Anteater Back.
2003-11-29 - Which Reminds Me of a Story: I'm a Dirty Whore.
2003-11-29 - Blue Foot Light.
2003-11-29 - There's Always a Point.
2003-11-29 - Boiled Brains.
2003-11-29 - Pray for Rain.
2003-11-29 - Fuck Phones.
2003-11-28 - I'm A Not-Getting-Fucked Morris Day Motherfucker.
2003-11-28 - I'm the Clever One.
2003-11-28 - I Haven't Fucked in a Week.
2003-11-28 - It never ends...
2003-11-28 - Murder. Death. Kill.
2003-11-28 - Again With the Thinking. Oi-Vey.
2003-11-28 - Jerky and Gum...together at last.
2003-11-28 - Culture Jam This.
2003-11-27 - I Love Homos.
2003-11-27 - TONKA! TONKA! TONKA!
2003-11-27 - Dub? FUCK DUB IN THE FUCKING EAR!
2003-11-27 - Entry The First. Newch.
2003-11-26 - Punch Drunk.
2003-11-26 - Teeth.
2003-11-26 - Luddite Crimes.
2003-11-26 - Picket Fence Wanting Motherfuckers - ALLA'YA!
2003-11-25 - The Super Value Bonus Extra Cool Movie Deal
2003-11-25 - James Is Gonna' BE HEEEEERE!
2003-11-24 - My One Regret.
2003-11-24 - Ropes.
2003-11-23 - Fuck.
2003-11-23 - Joe.
2003-11-23 - Fuck.
2003-11-23 - TOOOONS!
2003-11-23 - "Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-in-spec-tor-gaah-jet..."
2003-11-23 - Magic Lasso THIS.
2003-11-23 - SHAPE OF....A BICYCLE SEAT!
2003-11-22 - Tom Waits Theme Song.
2003-11-22 - I'm One SECKZEY Fucking Bitch!
2003-11-22 - Fuck Me.
2003-11-22 - FUCKIN' FUCKERS, AGAIN!
2003-11-22 - That's One Acting Motherfucker.
2003-11-21 - Slack-assed Bitches.
2003-11-21 - "New KFC Chicken Rings!"
2003-11-21 - The Girl Who Spoke Only in Titles.
2003-11-21 - One Of The Best Happy Movies Of All Time
2003-11-21 - BAD SANTA GOOD!
2003-11-21 - Jonsing fer Jesbus
2003-11-21 - Homer Might Be Onto Something...
2003-11-20 - Thin Hides.
2003-11-20 - Home Again Home Again Stomp-et-y, Stomp.
2003-11-20 - IT'S A COMMIN'!
2003-11-20 - 'Shroom Smackers!
2003-11-20 - Damned Bitches.
2003-11-19 - Got Latte?
2003-11-19 - Served Her Right, Dumbass..
2003-11-19 - Fuckin' FUCKERS!
2003-11-18 - "Snatch the Pebble? FUCK THE PEBBLE! I'LL GET ME A FUCKING ROCK!"
2003-11-17 - I Got Your Demon...IN MY PANTS!
2003-11-17 - Fucking Neophytes.
2003-11-17 - I Eat With Gusto!
2003-11-16 - My Luxurious, Lump-Assed Couch.
2003-11-16 - Julia Fucking Child.
2003-11-14 - Raisin Brain.
2003-11-14 - Nothing of Interest Here. Move Along.
2003-11-13 - Smoker's Faith.
2003-11-12 - Annoying Bags.
2003-11-11 - You've Always Wanted to...You're Just Fucking Yella!
2003-11-11 - No Wonder Americans Are So Fucking Stupid.
2003-11-11 - Children Are Like Puppies.
2003-11-11 - OOO MY KNOB.
2003-11-11 - I Remembered 11 Times.
2003-11-10 - Where Great Ideas Come From.
2003-11-09 - No Such Thing As "A Little".
2003-11-08 - Creativity.
2003-11-08 - The Red Right Hand.
2003-11-06 - Mental Floss for the Masses.
2003-11-03 - Manifestic Expectations.
2003-11-02 - The Hickup Principle.
2003-11-01 - Hallow-fucking-WEEEN!
2003-10-30 - The World's Best?
2003-10-30 - Right. Fucking. Now.
2003-10-29 - Violence Survey.
2003-10-28 - Vanguard of Culpability.
2003-10-27 - "No Man Is an Island." No shit Sherlock.
2003-10-27 - Jamming.
2003-10-25 - My Dream Car.
2003-10-24 - Just a Typical Fuckin' Workday.
2003-10-24 - You fucking idiot.
2003-10-23 - Animal Revolution - Chapter III
2003-10-22 - Animal Revolution - Chapter II
2003-10-22 - Animal Revolution - Chapter I
2003-10-21 - Cold Hate.
2003-10-20 - My Biggest Fan.
2003-10-20 - You Fucking Breeders
2003-10-19 - Desensitized to god.
2003-10-17 - Fucking Rain.
2003-10-16 - Infamity.
2003-10-16 - Addendum to 4 Tips on Being Me.
2003-10-16 - From the Mouths of Babes.
2003-10-15 - 4 Tips on Being Me.
2003-10-14 - Wanted: Interesting People.
2003-10-12 - Recallection
2003-10-12 - Another Morning-After-the-Night-Before.
2003-10-12 - MmmmmmmUSHROOMS!
2003-10-09 - Broken'd Logic.
2003-10-07 - I Got Your Politeness...IN MY PANTS.
2003-10-07 - Letters in My Bag.
2003-10-03 - The Trade.
2003-10-03 - Do Sheep Fear Electric Madmen?
2003-10-01 - Frosty the Motherfuckin Spaceman.
2003-09-29 - I Got Your Voice...IN MY PANTS.
2003-09-27 - UNSHELL THE GODS OF RAW!
2003-09-26 - T. G. I. FUCKING. F.
2003-09-26 - Look 'em Right In the Fucking Eyes.
2003-09-25 - Conan and the Big Fucking Wheel.
2003-09-24 - Jeebus is Comin' Back a Pissed Off Frenchman.
2003-09-24 - I Know What Jesus'd Do.
2003-09-23 - A Monday Afternoon Messiah.
2003-09-23 - I Hate Technology Too.
2003-09-23 - FUCKING MORNING NEWS.
2003-09-21 - A Headbutt Fer a Butthead.
2003-09-21 - Heading The Fuck Out My Head.
2003-09-20 - A Weekend Off.
2003-09-19 - I Hate You All.
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