2003-11-11 - 3:59 p.m.

You've Always Wanted to...You're Just Fucking Yella!

Have you ever been down at your favorite watering hole and been real high and edge-of-drunk and have this overwhelming urge to hump every man made object from the bathroom to your mates?

I mean humping stool(s) at he bar, grinding the corners of tables, grabbing the ever-cool bar wench and dog-hump her bare leg? Y�know, fucking empty pitchers of beer in their big mouths, tea-bagging half-finished plates of wings and nachos. Tappn� dat Atari Table Top Ehhssss�*THHWAP* TAKE IT MILLIPEDE! TAKE ALL OF THIS SHIT, YOU RETRO HOOR!

Y�ever look up after that shit ebbs and see your mates laughing a tearjerker and then all of a sudden get serious and hold their darts up to ward you back?

No? Umm, me neither. Fuck off. Forget I said anything. Go choke on a chicken McNugget.

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.

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2003-11-11 - 2:10 p.m.

No Wonder Americans Are So Fucking Stupid.

FUCK. Was rolling me a J, watching some American kids show and had just finished thinking, "This is a pretty fucking good kids show," when it asks the kids, "Which is the only purely American sport? A) Football, B) Basketball or C) Baseball.

Well I thought "D) none of the above" because it's true. But not to Americans. Nope. According to this educational show, an American invented Basketball and not a Canadian professor.

What the fuck are you DOING to your kids?

I've run out of deoderant to boot and currently smell daisy-fresh, have silky smooth armpits and have "all the confidence a modern woman deserves".

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.

old shit. - newer shit.