2003-11-17 - 8:51 p.m.

I Got Your Demon...IN MY PANTS!

There�s a strange kind of pattern recognition that happens when a person sees something for the �first time.� You know what the fuck I�m talkin�bout, Willis. Most recently, for me, this happened with the word Mellotron. I shit you not. Heard it 3 more times since last Monday.

Did you fucking realize that there�s been only 5 reported exorcism related deaths in the US in the past 8 years? FIVE! I�da sworn there�d be more. There�s entire congregations that handle fucking rattlers to prove god doesn�t hate �em today, I�m fucking shocked to think there�s not mass numbers of exorcisms.

I have great faith in intellectual advancement and think that we�re better off because of a handful of brilliant people. But I don�t, for a fucking moment, have a lot of faith in us as a whole.

Why?

BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK A RATTLER NOT BITING THEM IS A SIGN FROM A SUPREME OMNIPOTENT BEING WHO IS OBVIOUSLY A MOTHERFUCKING CRYPTIC BASTARD AND CAN ONLY SPEAK IN REPTILE!

�that and there�s been FIVE exorcism-related deaths in the past 8 years. If that�s all that�s died, how many exorcisms are actually being performed?

1995, San Francisco: Kyung-A Ha was punched and kicked to death as members of the (get this) Jesus-Amen Ministries tried to beat the devil out of her.

1996, Glendale: A 53 year old woman was punched and kicked to death by her husband, her minister and several male congregation members as she obliged them to beat the demons out of her.

1997, Bronx: A five year old little girl died a fucking horrible death as her mother and grandmother forced a cocktail of ammonia, vinegar and olive oil down her gullet and then taped her mouth shut. They were trying to rid the girl of a demon who�d possessed her several days prior.

1998, Sayville: After several hours of trying to rid 17 year old Charity Miranda of her demons, Charity�s mother and sister succeeded after suffocating her with a plastic 7-11 bag.

2003, Milwaukee: Eight year old Terrence Cortell Jr. was scrummed down by his parent�s congregation until he was dead and blue. The kid was fucking autistic and one of the men had his knee in the poor bastards chest.

He�s up on motherfucking CHILD ABUSE charges. THIS was FUCKING PLANNED! They din�t want the kid to die, sure, but THIS IS MANSLAUGHTER, NOT A WHUPPIN!

Yeah, this shit is worse in Africa and India and whatnot, but guess what? We�re an �advanced� society! So why are we SO CONSISTENTLY FUCKING STUPID?

I think I know what you mean by not being anymore advanced than we were in the 12th century. A few brilliant people don�t make for a brilliant whole.

0 of you fuckers have been accounted for.

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